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The Top 10 All Time Worst Jokes About Piano Players


Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one.

Used Condom Found In Restaurant Salad Bar; Waiter Embarrassed To Tears


Evidence of after-hours activity turned up at a Big Boy restaurant salad bar in Detroit last week, embarrassing not only the perpetrators, but nearly everyone associated with the company.Apparently, Mike Finney and Rhonda Carrion were working together to close down the restaurant's soup, salad and dessert bar and, with no one else around, culminated a night of flirting with sexual intercourse right on the bar.

Mexican Spaminator


When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the most exciting things that popped into my mind was that I would get a new Internet Service Provider and finally get off the 300,000,000 Spam lists that I was on. I thought for sure I would go insane if I received one more "How to Enlarge Your Manhood" piece of Spam-as if I needed to do that anyway (yeah right).

Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus, Raise


While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of an imminent job-related performance review, employees at Applebee's in Westland have adopted an entirely different attitude toward the employment evaluation process. This is due in no small part to the fact that the general manager, Lisa Blanco, rewards superior employee performance the old fashion way.

When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan


It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets.

The Restaurant Chronicles, Part 1


Have you ever heard that saying, "The show must go on"? When you hear it, you think of what is commonly referred to as "Show-biz," don't you? But where can you go to see the best acting money can buy, any day of the week? No, I'm not talking about the theatre or TV. I'm talking about the "Restaurant-biz.

Space, and the Room for It


Space exploration came a long way since I was the size of a measurable amount of it.I remember with some pain, my first ride on a penny farthing with its big wheel and long spokes that were well engineered to cut a foot or two off anyone's legs.

25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet


A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home.

Health Club Regulars -- Some of the People Youre Likely To Meet at the Gym


One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that's available. It's also a great place to meet and observe a wide cross section of society.

Tales of a Spectator Spectator


Watching the fans at a minor-league baseball game is just as fun as watching the players. From the silent statues to the loud cartoon caricatures, from the self-contained families and social groups to those who fully participate with the game, from the normal to the abnormal to the absolutely bizarre, the crowd at the stadium is a microcosm of the human race .

And the World Goes Round


If you are a citizen of UK or Australia, you are permitted to snicker at this problem. Anchorage, Alaska, just opened its first two roundabouts at a major intersection.

Nine Movies That Make You Want To Yell, Stop Saying That


Movie moments are nice things to share with the people you care about. Most of those shared moments consist of "Remember that one part when the guy with the thing?" and before they can finish you're interjecting with your own vague, "Oh totally, I love that part!" But occasionally this process extends beyond an inner circle and goes global in its reach.

Do Americans Really Understand Irony?


Let me start by saying that 'I am an American' Ok, there I have admitted it. But let me go on to make myself slightly more unpopular by suggesting that our American society does present us with a range of valuable and positive aspects.

Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!


With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic and shaman would give you the answers to all life's mysteries..

Setting History Straight


Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the name Artie Seymour? Probably not. But you will, you will, when the word gets around about how these two inglorious talents were by-passed, how they missed being touched by the magic wand of Fate.

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Animated 'Click & Clack' lacks humor of real thing
Salt Lake Tribune, United States - 13 hours ago
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Kia Motors Downplays Humor, Flash in Latest TV Ads - Orange County Business Journal

Kia Motors Downplays Humor, Flash in Latest TV Ads
Orange County Business Journal, CA - 11 hours ago
It’sa move away from past humor-filled ads, where Kia tried to be more hip and woo buyers with punchy campaigns. One featured a sales spot that parodied the ...

Omaha clubs discover patrons tend to appreciate offbeat humor - Omaha World-Herald (subscription)

Omaha clubs discover patrons tend to appreciate offbeat humor
Omaha World-Herald (subscription), NE - 15 hours ago
... bands to do something different," Nelson said, adding that Barry's style of edgy, offbeat humor should appeal to fans who attend concerts at Slowdown. ...

Teacher: You need humor, God, insurance - Muskogee Daily Phoenix

Teacher: You need humor, God, insurance
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By Travina Coleman Cindy Kane, a computer science teacher at Muskogee High School, has been living with lupus since her diagnosis in 1982. ...

Blog of the week: Love + derivatives = comedy - San Francisco Chronicle

Blog of the week: Love + derivatives = comedy
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 12 hours ago
"Saturday Night Live" it ain't - xkcd's humor is gentle, and it freely delights in erudition of all kinds. But in a world of crude, common humor, ...

A little humor sells - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

A little humor sells
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, PA - 15 hours ago
By Mark Russell To illustrate how seriously we Americans are taking this election, I note such products as "Vote for Hillary" thongs, as well as songs ...

The humor potential: Ladies get their revenge - Kingston Reporter

The humor potential: Ladies get their revenge
Kingston Reporter, MA - Jul 5, 2008
To share your pet peeves, questions or comments, write to The Humor Potential, 50 Court St., Plymouth 02360, send E-mail to inquiry@lorettalaroche.com, ...

Five humor hints on how to be stressed for success - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Five humor hints on how to be stressed for success
Seattle Post Intelligencer - Jul 3, 2008
By Patt Schwab, Ph.D., Humorist Humor is not a joke! When it comes to reducing stress, humor can help put our problems into perspective faster than just ...

For the Big Bucks, Try a Little Yuk Yuk - Washington Post

For the Big Bucks, Try a Little Yuk Yuk
Washington Post, United States - Jul 5, 2008
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